The stories in the Bible have been told in many ways, not least through film. Among the many cinematic adaptations of Christianity’s holy book, none comes to mind that ends with freeze-frame title cards explaining the later fate of each character, in the manner of Animal House, American Graffiti, or Goodfellas. This is surprising, since that device could do much to satisfy our curiosity about so many secondary Biblical figures. Take the twelve disciples of Jesus Christ, whose lives Hochelaga creator Tommie Trelawny takes as his subject in the new video above. Be warned: things didn’t end particularly well for most of them.
Peter, who “has to be one of the most studied figures in history,” seems to have ended his days in Rome. Christianity’s rapid spread there in the first century AD, eventually brought about a crackdown by the ruling class. The emperor Nero blamed the fire of 64 on Christians, and Peter, now known as Saint Peter, was among the victims of the resulting persecution. Judas, the betrayer of Jesus, “remains the most controversial figure in all of Christianity,” though questions about his motivations have gone without definitive answers. We do know, however, that remorse eventually overtook him, leading him to take his own life in Akeldama, or the “field of blood” — and if you believe Dante, he now resides in the ninth circle of Hell.
Trelawny gives the title of most underrated to the one whose skepticism about Jesus’ return from death has guaranteed him his own eternal life through the expression “doubting Thomas.” (As with Peter and Judas, his identity was solidified by a Caravaggio painting.) According to certain stories, he also traveled the farthest of any of the disciples: far enough to follow existing Roman spice routes and found the church of the Saint Thomas Christians in Kerala, India. The not-quite-as-widely known but nevertheless highly important Andrew made travels of his own, going to Scythia, and from there to Greece. After his eventual capture and crucifixion, his holy relics were scattered far and wide: even to Scotland, so the legend has it, home of the University of St. Andrews. The St. Andrews’ Cross appears as the main design element of Scotland’s national flag, as well as a part of the Union Jack.
In these and other ways, the legacies of the disciples continue to manifest in familiar ways throughout the Western (and, occasionally, non-western) world. After telling the stories of the remaining eight, from John to Bartholomew to Simon the Zealot, Trelawny considers the possibility of a mnemonic rhyme for their fates. Alas, he admits, “I’m still trying to think of what goes with ‘flayed alive by Armenians.’ ” Being a disciple of Jesus turns out, for the most part, to have been a calling with a very low survival rate indeed. But then, in early Christianity, martyrdom was a holy act, a demonstration of devotion in imitation of the Messiah himself — and an element sure to make most any disciple biopic a gruesome viewing experience.
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Based in Seoul, Colin Marshall writes and broadcasts on cities, language, and culture. He’s the author of the newsletter Books on Cities as well as the books 한국 요약 금지 (No Summarizing Korea) and Korean Newtro. Follow him on the social network formerly known as Twitter at @colinmarshall.
